Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? Or is it just the existential dread talking?

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In a bizarre parallel universe, you find yourself in a realm where greetings hold immense power. Each unique hello has the ability to alter reality and change the outcome of events. You play as a Nobody, an underappreciated greeting clerk at the Bureau of Hellos, who suddenly gains the ability to manipulate different types of hello gestures. Kudus, Bonjours, and Howdy-dos can summon supernatural beings, trigger absurd consequences, and start or end various adventures. As you navigate quirky townsfolk, unravel their secrets, and tackle the conspiracy that connects seemingly random greetings to a sinister plot, you’ll discover the true meaning of 'hello' and maybe even save the universe—if you can keep your snarky humor intact. Players make choices based on different greetings and experiences, leading to unpredictable and hilarious outcomes!