Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this text-based game, you play as an amnesiac, newly awoken in a bizarre town where the residents are obsessed with greetings. Each time you meet someone, they insist on a unique and increasingly absurd way of exchanging hellos, from dramatic monologues to theatrical dance-offs. Your goal is to gather clues about your lost identity while navigating these outlandish interactions. As you make choices about how to respond to each resident's greeting struggle, the game morphs into a hilarious exploration of social norms, personal quirks, and the nature of identity itself. Will you become the town's ultimate greeting champion, or will you fumble your way to an existential crisis?