Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you and your companion are emissaries of two rival alien species on a mission to deliver the Universe's most important greeting. However, as you traverses a myriad of bizarre planets and encounter eccentric life forms, you must collaborate and decide who gets to say 'hello' first. Your choices shape the outcome of each greeting, leading to hilarious misunderstandings, unexpected diplomatic disasters, and unwittingly forming alliances with creatures you never thought would be important. The fate of intergalactic relations rests in your comedic timing and decision-making skills. Can you navigate the absurdity and keep the galaxy from falling into chaos?