Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this absurdist text-based mystery, you play as a quirky detective who finds themselves entangled in a bizarre conspiracy where people are mysteriously disappearing after uttering a peculiar greeting that seems to be tied to an ancient artifact. Set in a hilariously exaggerated world resembling a retro sitcom, you'll interrogate eccentric characters (like the overzealous Greeting Historian and the suspiciously friendly Mailman), decipher riddles disguised as everyday interactions, and make choices that will lead you to discover who is behind the odd hellos. Each decision impacts the storyline and how characters react, leading to multiple absurd endings.