Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

When in doubt, just wave—it's not like they can throw you out!

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In this outrageous interactive text-based game, you play as a professional greeting specialist in a quirky world where greetings dictate social power. You navigate through an absurd city filled with eccentric characters, each requiring a particular type of greeting to unlock their potential and influence. From the baffling Riddler, who only responds to puns, to the royal Duchess of Dismissal, who demands overly formal salutations, your mission is to gather their favor and rise to the position of the city's Ultimate Greeter. Along the way, you'll face bizarre scenarios, humorous dialogue, and the ultimate challenge: deciphering the cryptic ‘Hello’ that everyone is after!