Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where language is a powerful commodity, you play as a linguist who stumbles upon a mysterious artifact that allows you to hear the hidden intentions behind greetings. However, you soon find yourself embroiled in a comedic conspiracy filled with eccentric characters, each with their own secret motivations and absurd conflicts. Decipher witty banter, navigate unexpected alliances, and make choices that lead to multiple laugh-out-loud endings. Can you unravel the 'hellos' of everyone you meet before it's too late?