Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky city where greetings have absurdly dangerous consequences, players assume the role of a charismatic greetings consultant. As the world spirals into chaos after a mysterious epidemic causes people to lose their ability to greet properly, it’s up to you to navigate a series of bizarre encounters. Each interaction unravels secrets about the city’s inhabitants while providing comedic twists that affect the outcome of the story. Make choices that either diffuse violent misunderstandings or escalate them into hilarious fiascos. Can you figure out who is behind the epidemic before everyone forgets how to say 'hello' altogether?