Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a quirky city where greetings have taken on a life of their own, you play as Alex, a charmingly awkward linguistic anthropologist who finds themselves unwittingly embroiled in a rivalry between greeting gangs. Each faction has its own unique style of hellos, from exaggerated Shakespearean sonnets to oversimplified grunts. As you explore the city, you must gather intel, learn the various greeting customs, and choose sides, all while engaging in hilarious interactions and absurd challenges. Your responses will affect alliances, alter the city’s greeting culture, and ultimately determine who can claim the title of the Master of Salutations. Will you unify the factions with humor, or will you be left with a bunch of disgruntled greeters?