Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where greetings and salutations have become a form of currency, you play as an underappreciated 'Hello Negotiator.' Your job is to resolve daily disputes over greetings that can escalate into neighborhood rivalries or even absurd legal battles. Traverse a quirky city filled with eccentric characters, each with their own hilarious backstory and greeting preferences. Utilize witty dialogue choices to navigate conversations, solve mysteries, and gather ridiculous evidence to appease the agitated locals. Will you become the ultimate greeting guru or get caught in a web of misunderstandings?