Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become a precious currency, players assume the role of a charming yet cynical Greeting Merchant. The player navigates a bustling city filled with quirky characters who have taken greetings to the extreme: from elaborate handshakes to artisanal hellos, each interaction impacts both the player’s fortune and their popularity. Players will make choices that lead to humorous and dramatic narrative branches, attend high-stakes social events where greetings can win or lose favor, and even embroil themselves in a city-wide scandal involving the secret underground trade of taboo greetings. Will you become the Supreme Arbiter of Salutations or get dragged into a greeting-related fiasco?