Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this uproariously unpredictable interactive text-based adventure, you play as Sam, a prestigious but underachieving greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves in a bizarre literary world. Your job? To craft the right greeting for an array of eccentric characters—from a melodramatic knight to a sassy AI assistant—each with their own twisted backstory and outrageous demands. Make choices that influence the story, engage in witty banter, and navigate the absurdities of a world where even hellos have consequences. With each interaction, your path branches, revealing secrets, side quests, and potential heartwarming—or hilarious—outcomes.