Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Step into the hectic world of high-stakes diplomacy where every greeting could lead to an international incident! In this text-based adventure, you play as an undercover diplomat whose mission is to uncover a comical conspiracy among world leaders who communicate solely through increasingly absurd greetings. Navigate through quirky locales like the Waffle House Summit and the IKEA Greet-a-Thon, solving riddles and cracking codes through clever dialogue and witty interactions. Engage with eccentric characters, each with unique 'hellos' that unravel clues to the overall mystery, while making choices that influence your relationships and the ultimate outcome of world peace (or, possibly, global chaos).