In a world where greetings have become sacred rituals, players step into the shoes of Finley, a quick-witted 'Nominalist' whose job is to track down the origins of common greetings and their absurd meanings. When a greeting goes rogue and begins causing chaos in the town of Quirkville, it's up to you to navigate through a web of eccentric characters, absurd scenarios, and pun-filled dialogues to discover the truth. Expect humor, unexpected alliances, and comedic misunderstandings as you decipher clues from the zany inhabitants while constantly questioning, 'Whose hello was it anyway?'