Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where eerily sentient greetings infiltrate people's lives, you play as a hapless detective tasked with unraveling the strange occurrences plaguing the city of Banterburg. People are mysteriously trapped in looping greetings, and the only way to break them free is to engage in wittier, increasingly absurd exchanges. Navigate through various neighborhoods, delve into conversations with comedic but eccentric townsfolk, and uncover the dark secret of who (or what) is behind these perplexing salutations. Each encounter branches out depending on your choices, leading to hilarious and unexpected dialogue options, dark humor, and reveal the quirky nature of human communication. Can you decipher the enigma of these relentless hellos before the entire town gets stuck in a cheeky greeting forever?