Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

You are a master of silences in a world of awkward greetings. In this text-based game, you navigate a series of increasingly bizarre social scenarios, where you must guess the 'hello' that's appropriate for each situation. From a wedding to a job interview, and even a secret alien conference, the choices you make affect your character's development and the hilarity (or disaster) that ensues. Engage with quirky NPCs, each with their own unique take on greetings, while your goal is to build the ultimate Greeting Reputation. Will you become the Greeting Guru or just a weirdo who never knows what to say?