Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings have suddenly become the most valuable currency, you play as Max, a down-on-their-luck telemarketer turned 'Greeting Guru'. You must navigate a chaotic society where people are obsessed with creating the perfect hello, competing for attention and absurdity. With each interaction, your choices influence the reactions of other eccentric characters, from overly dramatic influencers to eccentric greeting scientists. Can you master the art of the greeting and become the most sought-after conversationalist, all while keeping a sharp wit and a knack for absurdity alive?