In a world where greetings determine one's fate, you step into the quirky shoes of a professional greeter in the bustling city of Salutation Station. As you navigate through a day filled with bizarre encounters, each greeting opens up a new story, puzzle, or relationship. Players will face zany characters from old-timey greeting card authors to high-strung etiquette coaches, each with their own unique demands for how they should be greeted. Your choices in how to greet each character affect your reputation and relationships, leading to unexpected outcomes and even wacky sub-plots. Will you become the ultimate greeter or be condemned to eternal 'goodbye' status?