Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a surreal alternate reality where greetings control power dynamics, you play as an underappreciated Greeting Consultant trapped in the bustling metropolis of Greetingsville. Your mission is to resolve escalating tensions among rival greeting factions—each with its signature salutation—before the world implodes into a chaotic greeting war. Navigate through absurd scenarios, interact with quirky characters, and decipher the true meaning behind every 'hello' as you unlock secret messages and hidden agendas. With multiple endings based on the greetings you choose, your sarcastic wit is your greatest weapon.