Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky metropolis where greetings are mysteriously stolen from people, you play as a down-on-their-luck detective who specializes in cases of misplaced niceties. Your task is to uncover the culprit behind the greetings' theft; choose your responses wisely, engage with a cast of eccentric characters, and navigate a web of witty banter and absurd scenarios. Every choice you make alters the story, leading to bizarre revelations about the true nature of politeness and social interaction. Will you reclaim the city's greetings and establish your reputation, or will the world be forever deprived of 'hellos'?