Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this absurd and hilarious interactive text-based game, you play as a personality-shifting greeting specialist in a bustling metropolis. Your job is to craft personalized greetings for all the quirky characters you encounter, ranging from overly enthusiastic tourists to snobby art critics. With each encounter, your choices determine how they'll react to your greetings, influencing the world around you and unlocking bizarre side quests. Can you navigate this chaotic social landscape and become the ultimate greeting guru before your time runs out?