Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

I used to have a punchline, but now I just have punch-ups!

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In this hilariously chaotic text-based adventure, you play as a struggling stand-up comedian who finds themselves thrust into a world where every greeting carries an unexpected consequence. Characters from all walks of life - eccentric baristas, overly dramatic actors, and time-traveling philosophers - each have their own unique 'hello' that sets off a series of comedic and dramatic events. Engage in witty dialogues, navigate awkward social situations, and use your humor to mend or break relationships while you seek to uncover the secret behind a peculiar curse on greetings. With every 'hello', the stakes get higher as you try to reclaim your lost comedic spark and learn the true meaning of connection.