Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this sarcastic and unpredictable interactive text-based game, you play as Greg, an unwitting customer service representative who stumbles into a parallel universe where every greeting you make can either end in chaos or hilarity. Each player interaction offers absurd choices that influence not only your day but also the bizarre realities of all who greet you. Locate the source of dissonance that’s causing the greetings to spiral out of control while navigating eccentric characters, from dramatic dramatic poets to overly enthusiastic door-to-door salespeople, each with their own peculiar greetings. The more you engage, the wackier things get as you face surreal situations that test your wit and patience!