Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky, text-based dramatic comedy, players assume the role of an eccentric newscaster in an alternate reality where greetings have become a form of currency. The player navigates a series of absurd neighborly interactions to gather unique greetings and build the ultimate greeting news segment. As you mix and match over-the-top salutations, you uncover a conspiracy led by the community’s greeting monopoly, who wants to control all forms of hello. Players must decide how to respond to increasingly ridiculous situations and characters while aiming to expose the truth behind the greetings. Your decisions impact the outcome, leading to multiple hilarious endings filled with unexpected twists.