Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as the world's most indecisive social awkward, tasked with navigating a bizarre universe where greetings matter more than anything. Each choice you make influences the fate of your character's social standing and relationships. From hilariously convoluted conversations with eccentric characters who are obsessed with different forms of greetings— like 'How do you do?', 'What's popping?', and the odd 'Ahoy!'—to wild consequences based on your choices, every interaction could lead to drama, comedy, or unexpected romance. Can you figure out how to respond before the entire social fabric unravels?