Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a bustling, quirky metropolis where everyone has a secret identity, you play as Sam T. Wait, the world-renowned 'Hello Detective.' Your job? To uncover the origins of odd greetings that keep popping up all around town—each more ridiculous than the last. From a wise-cracking cat who purrs 'hello' in Shakespearean accents to a disgruntled barista with a knack for existential dread, you must navigate a series of bizarre encounters and hilarious dialogue choices. Every interaction reveals clues about the mysterious Greeting Guild, and will test your wit, charm, and ability to unravel absurdities. Your choices determine who you ally with and how deep you go into this comedic conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of polite society.