Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Well, if greeting was an Olympic sport, I’d be disqualified for unsporting behavior!

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In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of a disgraced former greeting card writer who wakes up in a bizarre world where greetings are taken far too seriously. Each character they encounter is obsessed with the spirit of their ‘hellos’ and ‘goodbyes,’ leading to hilarious and dramatic confrontations. As players explore this kooky realm, they must gather clues, solve etiquette challenges, and interact with eccentric characters to uncover the identity of a mysterious figure known only as ‘The Polite Phantom,’ who threatens to erase all forms of greeting from existence. Along the way, players can unleash their creativity by crafting hilarious greetings that influence how characters react and what paths open up. With witty dialogue and a series of unexpected plot twists, each choice carries weight as players navigate the fine line between friendliness and farce.