Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

I always wanted to be a barista, but I didn’t sign up for intergalactic social politeness!

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In a quirky, surreal world where greetings determine social status, you play as an unassuming barista at a café that serves the most bizarre clientele: aliens, time travelers, and even the occasional withdrawn vampire. When the café’s greeting register is mysteriously stolen, creating chaos among customers who wait for their hellos, it’s up to you to navigate through outlandish conversations, uncover hidden motives, and reclaim the shouted semblance of order. Each decision you make alters the tone of your interactions and the atmosphere of the café, leading to wildly unpredictable and comedic outcomes.