Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold immense power, you play as Kai, an out-of-work greeting card designer who stumbles upon a secret society of 'Hello Architects.' These eccentric characters believe that how you say hello can alter the course of reality. As you navigate through quirky scenarios, you must craft the perfect salutation for various outlandish situations: a wedding on the moon, a cat uprising, and an intergalactic bar brawl. Your choices will lead to different outcomes, from inspiring world peace to causing an accidental war between rival greeting factions. Will you rise to become the Master of Salutations or fail miserably in a heap of awkward welcome mats?