In a dystopian future where greetings have become a commodity, players take on the role of a witty, broke autograph collector who stumbles into a convoluted conspiracy over the world’s rarest forms of 'hellos.' Tasked with tracking down the lost greetings of famous historical figures, players must navigate through quirky characters, oddball locations, and unexpected comedic scenarios, all while solving puzzles and uncovering the truth behind the great 'Hello Theft.' Choices affect the outcome and lead to multiple hilarious endings, tangling players in a web of misunderstandings, misquotes, and mistaken identities.