Whose Hello is it, Anyway?

Whose Hello is it, Anyway?

I was just gonna write 'Happy Birthday!' but now I'm dodging death sentences!

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In this interactive text-based game, players assume the role of Riley, a washed-up private investigator turned amateur greeting card writer who stumbles upon a bizarre murder mystery in the whimsical town of Cardington. Every character in Cardington is a personification of various greetings, from 'Hello' to 'What's Up?' and each has their own quirky backstories and motives. As Riley navigates through absurd dialogue trees, players must solve puzzles and uncover secrets to find out who really committed the crime. The choices made affect not only the outcome of the mystery but also how Riley connects with the townspeople, resulting in multiple endings that range from hilarious to surprisingly profound.