Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where every greeting holds magical significance, you are a disgraced former greeting card writer turned amateur detective. Following a chaotic incident where all hell breaks loose at the annual Greeting Gala, you must unravel a mystery involving stolen greetings, disgruntled card-characters trying to escape their paper prisons, and a mischievous ex-lover who has turned every 'hello' into a deadly challenge. As you navigate through absurdly humorous conversations, choices that affect the plot's absurdity, and giant, sentient greeting cards, your ultimate goal is to restore peace to the world of greetings and maybe redeem your career in the process.