Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a bizarre twist of fate, you find yourself at the headquarters of a clandestine organization dedicated to tracking down the origin of every 'hello' ever spoken. As the newest recruit, it's your task to unravel the absurd mysteries behind various greetings throughout history. Travel through time, unravel comical conspiracies, and question quirky characters—each with their own exaggerated mannerisms—about their most memorable encounters. The more you learn, the weirder the world of salutations becomes. Will you uncover the secrets of the greatest greeting or get lost in a web of outrageous anecdotes?