Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you step into the shoes of Harlan 'Hello' Hargrove, a washed-up greeting card writer who wakes up one day to find that every 'hello' in the world has become sentient. These greetings gather to argue over who has the right to say hello—classic greetings, trendy ones, over-the-top salutations, and even quirky slang. As Harlan navigates through a hilariously chaotic landscape, full of eccentric characters and whimsical scenarios, he must engage in witty banter, solve laugh-out-loud puzzles, and challenge greetings in epic debates. The fate of human communication hangs in the balance, and Harlan's gotta figure out how to bring peace to this fragmented salutation society before it's 'Goodbye' forever!