Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of greetings gone awry in this interactive text-based adventure. You play as Max, the world's longest-surviving greeting card writer, who's suddenly thrust into a bizarre competition where the most unique 'hellos' earn you points and hilarity ensues. Navigate through surreal social scenarios, including a wacky speed-dating event, a high-stakes corporate meeting, and an artsy underground greeting exchange. Use your wit to craft the perfect salutation, dodge absurd challenges, and discover hidden secrets about your fellow competitors while aiming for the coveted title of 'Greeting Guru.' The choices you make not only determine your score but affect the entire storyline, paving the way for unpredictable outcomes and endless fun!