Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where saying 'hello' gets you jailed, my punchlines might just save us all!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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Step into the chaotic life of Aiden, a washed-up comedian who finds himself in a bizarre world where laughter is a crime and greetings are a currency. Engage in a series of hilarious and dramatic encounters as Aiden navigates through different factions vying for power, each with their own unique way of greeting—awkward puns, dark jokes, or elaborate theatrical performances. Uncover the truth behind a mysterious disappearance of the world's greatest comedian and decide who you can trust as you delve deep into the underground comedy scene. Make choices that will positively or negatively affect your relationships with quirky characters as you search for the heart of laughter in a joyless world.