Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a charismatic but cynical greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves in a parallel universe where every interaction is dictated by bizarre social conventions based on the greetings people use. As you navigate through absurd scenarios—where saying 'hello' can lead to dodging a dueling puns contest or embarking on a quest to recover the 'lost hello' that causes chaos—you must make choices that affect your relationships, the environment, and even the rules of the universe itself. Uncover secrets about the origins of greetings, confront rival card writers, and outwit social niceties to find your way back home. The journey is filled with witty dialogue, unexpected encounters, and the bizarre realization that even greetings can change the course of history.