Set in a quirky, dystopian future where greetings are lawfully regulated, players assume the role of a renegade 'Hello Counter.' After overhearing a conspiracy of Hello Bandits planning to monopolize greetings by registering all friendly salutes, you embark on a laugh-out-loud adventure through various colorful districts. With each interaction, you must decide how to greet characters—each choice shapes the world around you and unravels the secret of the Hello Bandits. Track down each rogue greeting enthusiast while facing off against bureaucratic authorities, and make unexpected allies in the most unusual of places.