Whose Hello is it, Anyway?

In a world where greetings determine social hierarchy, you play as a disgraced diplomat who accidentally stumbles upon a highly secretive society known as the 'Salutarchy.' This organization controls the flow of relationships based on their unique greetings, which vary from region to region, and can determine everything from friendships to international treaties. As you navigate through a series of witty banter, challenging dilemmas, and unexpected allies, you must decide how to reclaim your status and outsmart the bureaucratic madness of the Salutarchy. Along the way, you’ll confront outlandish characters, make critical choices that affect your interactions, and ultimately define what it means to say 'hello' in your world.