Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this absurdly humorous text-based adventure, you play as an underappreciated greeting card writer in a world where greetings are taken far too seriously. You’re thrust into a chaotic competition hosted by the 'Council of Greetings,' where you need to craft the most engaging and outlandishly funny greetings to wow a panel of eccentric judges. Your choices will lead you through a series of hilarious scenarios, from accidentally insulting a famous poet to charming a sentient envelope. As you interact with quirky characters and navigate through bizarre settings, you'll uncover the hidden truths about greetings and the importance of connection in the most ludicrous ways possible.