Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this cheeky interactive text-based game, you play as a narcissistic, sarcastic voice actor named Blake who finds himself trapped in the audio realm of forgotten commercials, voice scripts, and out-of-production products. Your only way to escape is to navigate a web of bizarre characters—each with their own peculiar hello—leveraging your wit and improvisation. Every decision you make in how to respond to these voices shapes your path, revealing dark secrets about the audio industry and your own questionable glory days. Can you ad-lib your way to freedom, or will you end up lost in the annals of awkward greetings forever?