Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Step into the quirky shoes of a downtrodden private investigator named Sam Quirk, who has a peculiar talent for unraveling nodal connections between people through their greetings. When a series of bizarre and humorous events unfolds in the city of Greetingsburg, where a famous greeting card designer mysteriously goes missing, Sam must navigate a tapestry of eccentric characters, each with their own unique way of saying hello. As he interacts with a flamboyant host of townsfolk—from a shy librarian who communicates exclusively in puns to an overly dramatic barista who greets everyone as if they just won an award—players will piece together clues by decoding the often hilarious yet poignant greetings exchanged between them. Using a randomized greeting mechanic, no two playthroughs are the same, ensuring an engaging mystery with infinite wit and drama.