Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this offbeat interactive text-based adventure, you play as Edan Greeter, a professional hello-er whose job is to greet people in the most creative ways possible. When a cosmic anomaly causes the identities of famous characters from history and fiction to merge, Edan finds himself caught in a whirlwind of chaos. As he interacts with these newly blended figures—from Napoleonic superheroes to Shakespearean villains—he must come up with the wittiest greetings to help them regain their identities before the world crumbles under confusion. Each choice shapes the world around Edan and alters the behavior of the characters he encounters, leading to a quirky blend of drama, humor, and unexpected friendships. Will you manage to unravel the madness one hello at a time?