Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

I came for the puns, but I’m staying for the cosmic chaos!

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Step into a quirky world where you play as an amateur greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves in a chaotic contest of wits among the top card creators in the galaxy. As you craft hilariously clever greetings for bizarre scenarios—like a birthday for an alien overlord or an apology to an angry AI—you must navigate absurd conversations and unexpected challenges with your oddball competitors. Forge alliances, sabotage rivals, and prove your greeting skills in a narrative packed with laughter, drama, and outrageous choices.