Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Quirk, a quirky office worker in the midst of a bizarre corporate takeover where employees have mysteriously started greeting one another with comically confusing synonyms for 'hello'. Navigate through a labyrinth of eccentric coworkers, absurd corporate policies, and hilariously unpredictable scenarios. Your choices will determine the direction of the chaos as you interact with quirky characters like Franny, the overly enthusiastic 'Salutations Specialist', and Gary, who insists on saying 'What's crackin’?' to everyone. Every decision could escalate the hilarity or lead to unintended confusion as you seek to uncover the truth behind the strange greetings while juggling your day job and a secret hobby as a stand-up comedian.