Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this absurd and hilarious interactive text-based adventure, you play as a lowly intern at the annual 'Greetings Gala,' a gathering of the most eccentric characters from various time periods and alternate realities. Your mission? To uncover who really invented the phrase 'hello' before it's lost to history and potentially creates a rift in the fabric of time! Engage in witty banter, solve comedic puzzles, and navigate through bizarre scenarios filled with time-traveling guests, historical figures, and exaggerated personality types, all while promoting the grand art of greeting. Will you uncover the truth, or will you end up in a paradox of mixed salutations?