Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become a contested resource, you play as a scrappy diplomat navigating the absurdities of an interdimensional society. As you meet a cast of quirky characters—from a reflexive alien who can't stop saying 'hello' to a shy dragon who prefers miming over conversing—you must resolve conflicts, broker peace, and determine the rightful owner of this ubiquitous salutation. Every decision you make influences the balance of power in this hilarious universe, where social charms and quick wit are your best weapons.