Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of social miscommunications where greetings escalate into an all-out verbal brawl. As a renowned 'Greetologist,' your job is to mediate a series of outrageous disputes among the citizens of Quibbleton. Each character presents their case for 'who said hello first' — whether it's a clumsy clown, a high-strung librarian, or an overly dramatic theatre troupe. Craft your dialogue choices to diffuse tensions, uncover hidden motives, and ultimately decide who deserves the title of 'Warmest Welcome.' The stakes are high and hilarity is inevitable as you traverse quirky dialogue trees, unlock unexpected character alliances, and confront the absurdity of everyday greetings.