In this dynamic text-based game, you play as a quirky private investigator, Bruno Blithe, in a world where people have mysteriously forgotten how to greet each other properly. Set in a bustling metropolis filled with eccentric characters, Bruno must navigate a series of hilarious and offbeat scenarios to uncover the source of this bizarre phenomenon. Players engage with a variety of whimsical situations that require them to choose the right greetings and interactions to restore social order, while dodging absurd mishaps and unraveling surreal mysteries. Your choices will shape the story and lead to goofy outcomes, all while collecting bizarre 'greeting artifacts' along the way.