Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a quirky, ever-shifting town where every resident claims to have the ultimate 'hello,' you play as a renowned investigative comedian tasked with uncovering the origins of the most legendary greeting in town. Traverse a labyrinth of absurd scenarios as you interview eccentric characters—from a conspiracy-theorist barista to a retired magician who insists he can 'literally' summon hellos. Your choices will shape the storyline and determine whether you successfully reveal the ultimate essence of greeting or simply find out who can mispronounce 'hello' the funkiest.