Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

If saying 'hello' is a crime, I'm the best damned criminal around!

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Set in a quirky dimension where greetings are the cornerstone of power, players take the role of a down-on-their-luck greeting diplomat who must navigate a series of hilarious misunderstandings and bizarre social faux pas. Your job is to figure out which form of 'hello' belongs to each eccentric character you encounter while managing the often absurd consequences of your greetings. Every choice you make shapes the outcome of the narrative, leading to multiple possible endings based on how you handle the delicate art of salutation. Prepare for pun-filled dialogue, unexpected plot twists, and a cast of zany characters in a world that takes welcome too seriously!